He Lost the Contest!Submitted by: wendy robbins
We were on vacation hundreds of miles from home, and as I persued the local "alternative" free paper, I noticed a listing for an adult party with unspecified contests. The entry fee was $50 per person, no doubt with the pot going to the winners.
Some of the contests were of the mental type, like a mock Jeopardy game which my Tom won. But the final contest was one which changed out life - - it was a cock-measuring contest. And the stakes were high at both ends! The winner would receive $1,000. The loser would be locked in a chastity belt for a month. (Not really fair, of course, since this is a gift of nature, not something one can change.)
I figured that Tom would at least compete, with three inches when flaccid. And that's the way the measuring was done. When the volunteer contestants lined up and then dropped their pants, I was amazed at what I saw. And poor Tom was mortified by the comparison; he had won the booby prize. Not by much, but he was the loser.
The couple who seemed to be in charge came out with a cb-3000 and asked him which of them he wanted to have put it on. I think he chose the man so as not to make me jealous. Right in front of everybody, the man affixed the device on Tom and then locked the padlock. The woman handed me a small metal box with a combination lock on the hasp; she told me the key was inside, and the combination to the lock would be posted on a website in exactly one month.
So now poor Tom is home and still locked up. We've been trying different combinations, but with four dials, the number of possibilties is 9999. The box is solid so a sledgehammer won't do the trick. I guess we wait another fortnight until the combination is posted. Meanwhile, Tom is frustrated and unsatisifed - - I can see his poor little guy inside straining to get out when he sees me undressing. Out of guilt, he does help me manually "get off."
This has been a learning experience!
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